So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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