I just cut my nipple shaving
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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