Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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