He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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