The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
