Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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