butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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