so explain again why im purple
no
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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