belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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