Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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