Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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