Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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