They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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