oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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