I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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