He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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