i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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