She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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