I love black thongs
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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