My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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