sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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