LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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