No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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