talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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