he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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