...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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