i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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