you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i dont even know how to be here
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?