Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I pour the whiskey from now on
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize