we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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