I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think people are normalizing furries
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