You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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