I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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