going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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