She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.