i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Congratulations! We have a period
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