i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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