I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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