Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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