home. puking in laundry basket.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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