Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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