Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
