dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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