So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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