Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
