He uses pillows to masturbate.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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