I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I FOUND THE LEGS
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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