i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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