Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?