ADVERTISEMENT

• (908): View more from New Jersey

  If I go to jail what happens to my debt?

  (1-908): View more from New Jersey

  You dont have to pay it.

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm going to jail.

  Fav 2 1840 819

  share tweet
  

• (702): View more from Nevada

  can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt

  (702): View more from Nevada

  maybe shoes and water too

  (702): View more from Nevada

  oh and maybe a noose to hang myself

  Fav 8 1172 3063

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (818): View more from California

  Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?

  Fav 45 2515 1153

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.

  Fav 31 4891 1113

  share tweet
  
• 

  These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (909): View more from California

  I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine

  Fav 10 5025 2411

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS

  Fav 19 1359 2529

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts

  Fav 9 2051 865

  share tweet
  

• (507): View more from Minnesota

  THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED

  Fav 10 840 1607

  share tweet
  

• (916): View more from California

  I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.

  Fav 1 692 1165

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (+61): View more from Australia

  As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts

  Fav 9 2315 802

  share tweet
  

• (619): View more from California

  how did you know i stayed over last night?

  (702): View more from Nevada

  there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom

  Fav 1 1515 623

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome

  Fav 1 812 376

  share tweet
  

• (208): View more from Idaho

  I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out

  Fav 3 488 337

  share tweet
  

• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.

  Fav 2 88 142

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (716): View more from New York

  ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.

  Fav 1 41 35

  share tweet
  

Randomize