Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

Billy Mays died!

(1-303): View more from Colorado

I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?

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(848): View more from New Jersey

it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

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(949): View more from California

im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume

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(917): View more from New York City

im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?

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(330): View more from Ohio

My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?

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