Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
