All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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