Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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