I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Welp...herpes.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
His nipple licking is glorious
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