Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize